JoE'S JOURNAL EPISODE 7

Hey Peeps,

Its that time of the year again when we all get glued to our tellies to see who becomes the next south african idol. Not that the final result means much to us its more the people involved, namely the judges that get us involved!

My personal favourite is Randal... that dude can make me rip… so what I’ve done is compiled my top 5 Randal quotes given to his victims…

1. “I want you to go home, and drop a brick on your toe and you’ll know how that was for me”

2. “I think you should tie that scarf around your neck a little tighter and keep pulling”

3. “Hey this is no episode of Gummi Bears… her voice is weak and feeble”

4. “You sound like a hyena that’s been hit by a steamroller… whack… that’s impact!”

5. “I’ve seen overnight dishwater with more sparkle”

Another more interesting revelation on the Idols front is the pop sensation known to us as the famous (or is it infamous?) Cliff Jennings. This singer/ songwriter is pure genius. He comes for an audition with his own cameraman and totally stuns the judges with his wonderful rendition of “I wanna love you” which he wrote himself! Check out his story at you tube http://www.youtube.com/user/cliffjennings. This week saw him return to the Cape Town auditions where he once again shone in all his greatness and splendor. From your biggest fan, Cliff Jennings you are the man!

Watch this space,
Yusuf